Cute Rarity gifs

An adorable marshmallow

it was not satire

The Space Pirates 100% are colonialists though. Tallon IV just happens to no longer have a civilization to conquer. If it did, they wouldn’t care in the slightest about keeping them around and continue doing their thing anyway with the added caveat of killing everyone/thing impeding them.

I can’t really think of any times they actually conquered anywhere in the games.

To be fair the Space Pirates in the games are mostly just kinda there, reading the logs will paint the picture that they really don’t care about what happens or what they have to do in order to achieve their desired end state.

The Space Pirates in a game sense serve as the “near peer” enemy you see in a lot of action-adventure games.

Even though the name would imply they’re just raiders. Then again, so would the name of the Barbary Pirates, and look at their support network.

Though I know (a) Pirate Homeworld appears in Corruption.

The Space Pirates are on Talon IV because they’re mining Phazon and doing experiments on it. They have a remote research station there, not a colony.

Though Ironically, the Chozo WERE colonists. They came to Talon IV to separate themselves from the rest of the race who they felt became too reliant on their advanced technology

There was a murder case in Ireland where the killer and the victim had had burner phones (they were in a secret relationship). Both Nokia, the old school ones.

The killer dumped them in a deep, very muddy pond that often froze over, had a ton of plants, fish, and algae, and the mud was very runny/could theoretically get into cracks easily.

Anyway those phones were down there ages. I can’t remember exactly how long, I’d guess a year or so. Police finally recovered them. They consulted data retrieval experts.

I kid you not, when they learned they were Nokias, they recommended just letting them dry out then trying to power them on.

Sure enough, those babies flashed right up. Like nothing had happened.

Truly indestructible.

Above is true, by the way. I’m pretty sure they refer to the murder of Elaine O'Hara. The phones were found in a reservoir and had been there for little over a year.

I was nice to a cashier that fumbled my order and he kept trying to wipe tables near me so he could stare at me

#thats just creepy#i fucking hate babying straight men buddy if you're alone know damn well its your own fault#you don't even have to be fit for straight girls to want to be with you literally just confident#and about 90 percent of you cant even pull that off#youll just act like a freak like this dude did and then blame society and gays for why you cant land a date

takineko:

gsirvitor:

I was nice to a cashier that fumbled my order and he kept trying to wipe tables near me so he could stare at me

is that supposed to be cute?

When this is how you react to "be nice to people", you've been on the internet for too long.